In a true testament to the disrespectful winds yesterday, an entire 15,000spm industrial warehouse has blown away from its lot in Kewdale.
In response to the mystery, Authorities have put out a call to ALL Western Australian residents to go and check their pools to see if it ended up in one. A spokesperson told The Times,
“After a shed blew into a bloke’s pool yesterday we had to suspect the industrial warehouse met the same fate. We are just asking people to poke their heads out and surely someone is going to spot the enormous building floating whimsically in their backyard”
We spoke to a nearby pool owner in Rivervale who said while he didn’t find the industrial warehouse he did find someone’s complete outdoor setting, adding,
“You beauty, was on the look out for a cheap setting on Marketplace but I guess it just fell into our laps, thankyou Perth wind”
Another resident was also blessed with the bounty of the breeze, telling The Times,
“We got a pool table, pretty poetic ay ha ha, it’s going to take some doing to retrieve it but”
It sure will.; Everyone else, please contact the police if you find the warehouse.
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