Western Australia has a reason to celebrate today after Fremantle was awarded best tourist town in the Australian Tourism Awards.
To honour this achievement, Premier Roger Cook will be leading a procession of clapped out, shitbox Commodores along South Terrace in honour of the town’s most iconic activity of yesteryear.
We understand the Mayor of Freo and also Nat Fyfe will be joining the bog laps. With Nat apparently owning one of the finest collections of slapped out Commo’s after his brief foray as a Peel Thunder superstar.
A source close to the WA Government told The Times,
“It wasn’t easy sourcing these vehicles as the owners of them seem to think they are worth more than WA’s GST contribution, however thanks to some deal making they have acquired the hardware, most still stinking of darts like & hair gel”
The Premier hopes the display will bring the fundamental Freo activity back for new generations to enjoy.
Well done Freo.
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