Another storm, another hyping. Perhaps the BOM should simplify storm warnings and rate them based on:
1. Likelihood of your car getting golf-balled
2. Chances your trampoline ends up several suburbs over
3. Degree of regret about not cleaning the gutters
4. Likelihood you’ll need to test your car’s amphibious capabilities
5. Expected lifespan of an umbrella on St Georges Terrace (milliseconds)
6. Additional hours being added to your commute home from Douth
7. The Freeway Happiness Index
8. Odds of your wheelie bin doing a runner
9. Single pegger per capita ratio
10. Number of “We Will Rebuild” memes per Facebook community group.
Documenting the Human Zoo is thirsty work, so if you enjoyed what you read how about buying Belle a beer, ay?