Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pitÂ
Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…
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Albanese assures Trump that HiVis won’t be necessary if he wants to visit the mine sites he’s investing in
Australian PM Albo has given the good news to Trump that if he wanted to visit the critical mineral mines he’s investing in, he won’t…
Tables are turned as WorkSafe probes extraterrestrials over entering mine site without authorisationÂ
A pair of extraterrestrials have been given a rude welcome to Western Australia after crashing into a mine site outside of Newman. Naturally, the inquisitive…
Resource giant to begin mining in Dunsborough Lakes given proximity to entire workforceÂ
One of Australia’s largest resource companies is set to open the first open pit mine in Dunsborough Lakes given the development is essentially a giant…
Oakley release AI glasses to Aussie market that can spot someone with a staring problem from 5 bars away
Oakley in collaboration with Meta have launched their first AI pair of sunnies to the global market. Not wanting to let down the lucrative cashed…
Friends shocked to learn mate who works “on the moines” is actually employed at a single mine
Krayden’s mates feel like they have been living a lie after the FIFO worker revealed that he is only contractually employed to one mine site…