Perth parents let son know they hate him by gifting him Jetstar tickets for birthday
Perth parents Jason & Jill have figured out a novel way to let their dropkick son know they aren’t particularly fond of him by giving…
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BREAKING: The next Derby will be played in the emergency department to save time
The WA Government has announced that the next Western Derby will be held at the RPH emergency room to make life a bit easier on…
Barack Obama Reveals True Reason For Aussie Tour Is To Attend The Western Derby
A source close to the ex-President of the United States said the man wasn’t going to come all the way to Australia and miss one…
BREAKING: Clarko runs a red in the team bus, police rule it not deliberate
Alastair Clarkson has caught another lucky break this evening after enthusiastically transporting his winning team to their hotel in the team bus. Witnesses claim he…
WA Footy Fans To Demand Extradition Of Ed Sheeran If A Player Even Gets A Cramp
It’s a tough day to be a footy oval curator but an even tougher day to be Ed Sheeran. With back-to-back games at Perth Stadium…
After Work Drinks Ruined By Coworker Once Again Talking About God Damn Work
It was shaping up to be the perfect afternoon for workers at a city firm. With an email going out at 2:30 saying everyone was…