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Dhufish Ban Expected To Deplete Stocks Of Fresh Tinder Photos In 2023

December 13, 2022

Critics of WA’s fiercely contested legislation to help safeguard the survival of local demersal fish such as dhueys and snapper has the nation’s horndogs concerned.…

Useless Angler Doing A Good Job Of Pretending He’ll Be Affected By Dhuey Ban

December 13, 2022

Atrocious Perth fisho, Timbo, who has never caught a Dhuey in his life is putting on a convincing act while joining in on his fellow…

Perth Man Still Doesn’t Know How To Check For Sea Breeze After 30 Years of Life

December 10, 2022

Ben stands on the sand overlooking a very blowy Leighton Beach before rubbing his temples in a desperate attempt to calm down, “why am I…

Perth Woman posting lightning pics regrets bringing a ‘19 Android phone to a DSLR fight

December 8, 2022

A Perth woman has admitted she didn’t know what she was thinking capturing last night’s stunning electric light show with a flogged-out, piece of shit…

Couple’s Offer On Inner North Home Rejected For Dog Being Too Inexpensive 

December 6, 2022

A couple’s offer on a Highgate property has been rejected after failing to provide proof of ownership of a sufficiently affluent designer hound.  The sellers…

PART 2 of How to Avoid Offending West Aussies

November 30, 2022

So you’ve learned the basics, now time for some nuance.  Respecting the Boomtown – In WA, people are very passionate about the fact the WA…

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