Freo Fan Decides It’s Time To Add “2022” To Flagmantle Face Tattoo
Damo was called bold for getting “Flagmantle” inked across his forehead after the 3rd round. However, as confident as he was on a flag he…
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Rising Cost Of Living Triggering Heinous Boomtown Price Memories in West Aussies
“Not this shit again”, a Perth city worker muses as he side eyes the ever-rising price of his morning coffee. Like many Western Australians who…
Hyde Park Locals To Enjoy Busy Day Of Ruthlessly Guarding Their Verges
Public holidays are always a special time for residents living adjacent to Perth’s Hyde Park. It’s a time to gather the family and assert their…
Afternoon Smoke Cover Making Belmont Low n Slow BBQ Enthusiast Feel A Bit Frisky
Perth has enjoyed a blanket of smoke as the afternoon wind posed a serious challenge to after-work joggers and chumps who had their washing on…
Perth Man All For Improving Infrastructure So Long As It Doesn’t Personally Inconvenience Him
A well-to-do Inglewood swinging dick, is ropable that the Wait Awhile State dared to improve critical infrastructure in such a manner as to inconvenience his…
Perth Dad Looking At Your Bin To Rehome Stinking Bag Of Seafood After Missing Bin Day
Perth Dad, Craig, has blamed a combination of Easter break disorientation, the FOGO system, and his useless teenage children for failing to get his red…