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Perth Man All For Improving Infrastructure So Long As It Doesn’t Personally Inconvenience Him

April 20, 2022

A well-to-do Inglewood swinging dick, is ropable that the Wait Awhile State dared to improve critical infrastructure in such a manner as to inconvenience his…

Perth Dad Looking At Your Bin To Rehome Stinking Bag Of Seafood After Missing Bin Day

April 19, 2022

Perth Dad, Craig, has blamed a combination of Easter break disorientation, the FOGO system, and his useless teenage children for failing to get his red…

REPORT: Uncle Dan’s Absolutely Copping It This Arvo

April 14, 2022

“Good” Fridee eve is the perfect storm for Dan’s as tomorrows closure of bottle shops mixes with people trying to get away down south for…

Perth AFL Hopeful Takes Out Insurance Policy On Mullet To Safeguard Career

April 12, 2022

Like many young AFL hopefuls, Brett knows that if he doesn’t maintain a lush, flowing mullet his odds of being selected at the draft are…

Real Estate Agent Advises Rental Seekers To Offer Up Firstborn For Sacrifice To Rental Gods To Stand Out

April 11, 2022

A WA real estate agent has shared her best secret to help rental seekers stand out from the crowd – going all “Abraham” on your…

Perth Girl Deploys North Face Puffer To Prevent Hypothermia As Mercury Hits 18

April 10, 2022

It was touch & go for a Claremont resident today as the mercury dipped to 18 exposing her to almost certain hypothermia if she hadn’t…

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