REPORT: Attempts At Post Lunch Beers Productivity Just A Macabre Charade
Jeremy hasn’t done a fucken thing since about 11:45 this morning when he left his workstation to feast on a tray of leftover pastries in…
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The Perth Fitness Cougar
The unpleasant discharge from muscular Tinder sexpests has polluted gyms and threatened the natural habitat of the lifestyle-fitness birds. Glamorous Western Suburbs cougars were forced…
Ms Uni Exams
There were more gaps in Mia’s education than a British toddler’s smile. Lectures were abandoned for vague promises to review the material later, and tutorials…
Mr Perth Races
Jaydon arrives at Ascot with a motley crew of dentist-skipping roughnecks that rock the latest in Magistrates Court-chic. Jaydon’s get up consists of a cheap…
Perth Man at Point of No Return As He Enters “Unsolicited Crypto Advice” Stage of Sunday Sesh
Josh had promised himself a sensible Sunday sesh at the pub this week. However, somewhere between his 10th and 14th drink, he started to suspect…
Ms Leederville
Just 6 years after finishing uni, Claire landed a job in marketing that paid just enough to afford the rent on a one-bedroom shithole with…