Mr “I Moved Next to a Pub and Made a Noise Complaint”
It’s 10pm, and Simon’s thrilling game of Solitaire is disturbed by the pub next door’s audacious decision to play music for its paying patrons. Aw…
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Mr Electrician
When deciding on a trade, Jarred didn’t want to be the Super Mario of toilets like his plumber mates, nor did he want a fast…
Ms “Newly Single”
Jasmine finally dropped her man like he was a UFC fan with a staring problem. Like an Arts degree, she had wasted 3 years on…
The Clarkson Chav
Despite the fact a Man United shirt is seemingly glued to his body, Will hasn’t been kicking many goals since his parents emigrated to Clarkson,…
Mr Mayweather v McGregor
Somehow the fight of the century is between an Irishman more full of himself than an introverted cannibal and a man who has left more…
Mr Aussie Hip Hop
What are the five best hip hop songs of all time? Cosby Sweater, Cosby Sweater, Cosby Sweater, Cosby Sweater and Cosby Sweater, ‘cos Hilltop spit…