The Clarkson Chav
Despite the fact a Man United shirt is seemingly glued to his body, Will hasn’t been kicking many goals since his parents emigrated to Clarkson,…
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Mr Mayweather v McGregor
Somehow the fight of the century is between an Irishman more full of himself than an introverted cannibal and a man who has left more…
Mr Aussie Hip Hop
What are the five best hip hop songs of all time? Cosby Sweater, Cosby Sweater, Cosby Sweater, Cosby Sweater and Cosby Sweater, ‘cos Hilltop spit…
The Social Media Couple
Before social media, the only way a person would know you were in a relationship would be by “actually knowing you”. Thankfully, social media allows…
Mr “Yeh the Boys!”
Years spent laughing at inane Unilad posts had rendered Thommo the personification of a jizz-covered FHM magazine laying on the toilet floor of low brow…
Mr West Coast Eagles (2017)
As the final siren sounds on the Gold Coast v West Coast match, a distinctively louder, more obnoxious sound is fog-horning around the pub. Meet…