BREAKING: Tomato Lake confirmed as Rotto Swim backup amid weather concerns
The jewel in the City of Belmont’s crown – Tomato Lake – has been confirmed as the back-up waterway if the Rotto Swim has to…
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Perth driver entering Albany roundabout vows to keep everyone guessing
Perth driver, Brad, recently enjoyed a thrill-seeking weekender in sunny Albany where he treated the coastal City to his unique brand of road unawareness. He…
What your favourite lunch bar bain marie food says about you
Chilli cheese Kranksy – you’re a living, walking Diesel Patrol who is about to leave the nearest toilet looking like it got a good amount of…
A Day in the Life of a Certified Forklift Operator
6:00 am – I wake up on me girlfriend’s mum’s futon. I’m no longer allowed to use the bathroom after she found my bucket set…
REPORT: The Eastern State mind can’t comprehend our toll-less utopia
A man visiting Westralia from Sydney has been left as stunned as a mullet at a taser party while driving on our roads. In a…
A day in the life of a Nissan Patrol driver
7:00 am – I awaken to the sun shining on my face and birds chirping. It’s like a Disney scene if the character passed out…