Morley straps down the entire Galleria ahead of Cyclone Narelle
Morley has made the extraordinary move of strapping down the entire Galleria Shopping Centre due to the very small chance Ex-Cyclone Narelle will come barrelling…
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St Paddy’s Day sees statewide shortage of traffic controllers in WA
The WA construction industry has ground to a halt today after thousands of traffic controllers mysteriously called in sick on St Paddy’s Day. It is…
Australians allowed early access to super to afford Easter
The Albanese Government has rolled out a range of measures to combat the ever-burgeoning cost of living allegedly caused by the Iran war. Punters will…
Moot Shortages Imminent as Cost Of Emitting Diesel Soot Soars
Experts warn that the rising price of diesel is going to have a serious impact on the “moot” getting abilities of WA’s most obnoxious soot…
Perth Man Vows To Drive Himself Into Financial Ruin Before Taking Public Transport
“No”, Jackson responded to his partner’s 15 minute impassioned plea to release some pressure from the family budget by relying on a little public transport…
Mandurah develops space program after just 2 days without “certain websites”
A mere 48 hours after big Wank decided to clamp down on Australia, Mandurah has announced it will be launching its first manned spaceship to…