Qantas has been forced to admit that its plan to send 850 jobs overseas has failed after the airline managed to lose them along with the bags.
A source close to Qantas told The Times that it was unsurprising given the airline’s track record of successfully sending things to their right destination,
“Yeah, classic Qantas, what they do know is that the jobs are overseas, but they are not exactly sure where, could really be anywhere, whoops!”
In a twist of irony, the company that Qantas has paired with to dog Aussie jobs, Accenture, received a bunch of bags rather than jobs. A situation they weren’t too upset with in the end,
“We were expecting Aussie jobs from Qantas but we ended up with some pretty decent holiday clothes and some Xmas pressies, so it hasn’t been a total failure but yeah maybe we overestimated the competency of this airline”
Qantas has confirmed that if they manage to find the jobs they will re-route them to their desired location or just give Accenture a few meal vouchers for their next venture.
On’ya Qantas.
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