Qantas has added another chapter in their book of defining just what the “Spirit of Australia” after announcing it is going to send 850 local jobs offshore.
According to the CEO, the job restructure was due to needing to overhaul their IT systems to compete with artificial intelligence.
An excuse that appears to be the cover-all for all acts of profit boosting corporate-cuntery these days.
Of course, it’s not all doom & gloom as this will be wonderful news to those Australian staff who all contributed to Qantas’ $2.7B taxpayer funded bailout during the spicy cough years.
We spoke to an Australian taxpayer who said he was stoked at how Qantas was repaying us,
“In many ways, boosting shareholder value is better than actually paying back the bailout, especially given how much profit they make, this truly does feel like the spirit of our great land”
Thankyou Qantas.
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