Visiting Melburnian absolutely creams himself over South Perth “beach”
Christian has been absolutely brought to his knees after gazing on the comparative brilliance of a man-made “beach” on the South Perth foreshore this afternoon.…
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Sam Mitchell chased out of Whiteman Park for getting too close to the eaglesÂ
Authorities ran Sam Mitchell out of Whiteman Park yesterday after he was repeatedly told to stay away from the local wedgetail eagle’s and their nest.…
Diary extracts of a former footy country star | Part 1: The Wedding
Dear diary, how ya garn? Macka here. Had a ripper weekend going back home for me mate’s wedding. It’s important for blokes of my status…
Trump refuses to pause tariff on Wittenoom stating he will make American asbestos great again
President Trump has sensationally backflipped on his ridiculous tariffs today after realising destroying the global economy may not make him too popular. However, he remains…
A Day In the Life Of A West Coast Supporter
8:00 am – wake up and enjoy the brief flutter of time before I remember the never-ending nightmare. Groan as I battle another rage-hangover after…
Former bain-marie bandit now a man of culture after switching to lunch bar banh mi
Brayden was known for two things: causing significant delays on the job due to his inept forklifting skills and scoffing down meals so greasy they…