Eastern States visitor intimidated by the sheer girth of a WA Bunnings sausage sizzle roll
A Melbourne man experienced culture shock this weekend when he attended a Bunnings sausage sizzle with his Westralian host. Feeling the lovely effects of 13…
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Caucasian wedding dancing introduced to Olympics after success of breakdancing
The 2028 Olympics will be the first Olympics to trial “Caucasian wedding dancing” as an event after the overwhelming popularity of the Breaking in Paris. …
Perth Stadium suffers structural damage as a result of Hardwick’s post-match spray
Engineers have released a concerning report this morning after assessing Perth Stadium in the wake of Hardwick’s address to his players after effectively ending their…
CUB buys up gigalitres of The Seine to improve the taste of its froffs
Carlton & United Breweries saw opportunities where France saw disaster. Offering the European nation a pretty penny for some of that sweet, sweet Seine water. …
Man’s hunter-gatherer ancestors roll in their grave after he buys rosemary from supermarket
A Perth man has finally destroyed the last remaining thread he shared with his distant ancestors by actually purchasing a bunch of rosemary from Woolies…
A Day in the Life of an Olympics Armchair Expert
8:00 am – I awaken to a familiar twang of a random pain in my body. My wife reckons I stuffed my back demonstrating butterfly…