Perth Motorists Urged To Reconsider Driving After Almost 0.8mm Of Rain Hits
Emergency services are urging Perth motorists to reconsider their need to travel by road given the unbridled shittery already seen after some light precipitation today.…
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Surfer Joes Owner “Unconcerned” With Perth’s Wet Forecast
Gazing nonchalantly at his novelty weather app, Simmo from Kwinana allegedly told a mate he “didn’t give a shit” about the forecasted rain next week.…
Trendy cafe calls sandwiches “sandos” to distract you from the fact you’re paying $20 for a sanga
A hip, inner city cafe has made the bold move to rebrand their selection of sandwiches as “sandos” after becoming aware of the word’s impressive…
Private school mum demands teachers be GPS tracked after waiting 45 mins for email reply
A Perth private school mummy is demanding her kid’s teachers be GPS tracked after she was made to wait 45 minutes for a reply on…
Man tries to book Arj Barker to perform on his next flight after stance on noisy babies revealed
A man about to embark on an international flight has watched the furore surrounding comedian Arj Barker with great interest. At a show last night,…
Man regrets bringing an Ozito to a Milwaukee fight
A notorious weekend warrior has failed to bond with his new neighbours after hearing a bit of DIY going on over the weekend. At approximately…