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Tag: exercise

Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Gym Selfie

Belle March 2, 2020 Cringeexercisewanker

Todd hovers around the free weights at Healthy Life while flicking through his own Instagram account. It’s been 25 minutes, and Todd hasn’t lifted a…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Perth Cyclist

Belle March 25, 2015 Cyclingexercisewanker

The Tour de Poorcunt rolls along Mounts Bay Road on a crisp Sunday morning. The peloton of mid-life crisis is filled like lycra-clad men chatting…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Ms Lorna Jane

Belle January 18, 2015 exerciseFitnessMILF

Lorna Jane: forcing blokes to acknowledge and accept that their sisters and mothers are probably wearing g-bangers. A grim notion that is compounded by the…

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Mr Stereosonics

Belle November 2, 2014 exerciseFestivalParty

Timmy Shredz is Johnny YaMirin’s little brah and is a real chip off the old block. The day Shredz bought his Stereos ticket he uploaded…

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