1. Choosing the Right Reason Charity is the Napisan that is guaranteed to fade those narcissistic skidmarks from your fun-rundies, so choose an appropriate cause…
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Mrs Bonds Baby Search
The Bonds Baby Search is a competition run by an underwear company that allows full-time mummys to vicariously live out their failed dreams of being…
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Mr “Go Fund Me”
As the age of entitlement dawns, Troy squarks the loudest for his share of the unearned feed. For 24 years, Troy suckled on the plentiful…
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Mrs Mummy Blogger
Posting a photo of your kid with shit all over his face is the heroin of the full-time mummy world. It’s like the feeling of…
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Ms Boycott Leavers
Linda has appointed herself the Chief Commissioner of the WA fun police. She is a highly decorated buzz-kill veteran who has earned her stripes defending…
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Ms Dry July
As she forgets her reasons for running and the sun sets on a rainbow sky, Simone must mercilessly dry hump July’s new hashtag like her…
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