Donald Trump has sensationally come up swinging against US allies he claims wronged him by not assisting in his war against Iran.
The usual suspects like South Korea and Japan copped it but he saved most of his fury for the Bull Creek Aviation Museum for not sending its intimidating Airforce to help open up the Strait of Hormuz.
In a rambling 3am diatribe on that weird social media only him and hicks are on, the president said,
“Tuesday will be fuck Bull Creek Day. There will be nothing like it!!! Send your fuckin’ planes to the Strait or you’ll be living in HELL! JUST WATCH! Praise be to South Street Red Roota. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP”
Sources close to the deranged warmonger have said he keeps rambling about Bull Creek being a shit hole suburb and if they ever need help defending themselves from South Street drifters, they’d be out of luck.
He has also cancelled his membership of the mighty Bull Creek Leeming footy dynasty. A move which has heads turning in Washington. With one senior advisor saying,
“This is not the time to give up on the boys. This is not the time to alienate a strategic US ally either. Bull Creek please know that there are plenty still up on the hill who value you. Two trainos is pretty nifty”
Time will tell if relations between the two giants can be repaired.
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