Millions of Americans all over the country are in a state of total confusion as to why the World Cup hasn’t been called off seeing as the World got eliminated today against Belgium.
According to 85% of Americans, the entire world is contained within the boundaries of New York, Texas, California and that cold one on top.
We spoke to one American soccer fan who has been a devote follower for a few weeks. He told The Times,
“Huh? Now wait a darn minute there pardner, I read on the fake news media that America got eliminated so how can there be a WORLD cup? Trump was right, it must be rigged”
Another well-educated American said he was still trying to find which state Belgium is from, adding,
“You can’t trust what you see on the Wikipedia now it’s just leftard propaganda, says that Belgium is in some country called Europe? What does that even mean? If Trump says the World Cup is over the World Cup is over, FUCK YEAH AMUUUUUUUURICA, ever heard of World Series Baseball? We’re the land of the FREE”
It’s no doubt a confusing time for America who must now watch as the actual world continue to battle for the chocolates.
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