Albo has announced that going forward the 7th July will be celebrated as a day of delicious karma after Belgium wiped the floor with them in the World Cup despite their blatant cheating.
Thus “America got fkn owned after cheating in the World Cup Day” is born. The exact name may take some time but you get the picture.
It is most conveniently timed right after Johnny Bairstow Day on the 2 July – another day of important national celebration.
While Americans cope by saying President Trump merely asked for a “review” anyone who hasn’t got a yank-rot-riddled brain knows that it was an egregious use of influence to have a red card overturned.
And overturned it was, not that it did them any good, bowing out to the Belgium 1-4. Which we can all agree makes it even sweeter.
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We spoke to an Aussie Government spokesperson who told The Times,
“Get a load of this absolute parody of a Country. Blatantly interfering to try and get a win and then going down in flames, farken mint, mate, farken mint, this is a joyous day to celebrate”
On a side note, if you do manage to run into a real Belgian you make sure they don’t put their hand in their own pocket all day for a drink.
We must thank them for their service.
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