Australia has revealed a bold plan after hearing reports that yet another music festival, Splendour in the Grass has gone the way of the DoDo.
In their most innovative arts & culture move yet the Aussie Government plans to dispossess Zoomer star Fred Again of his passport when he touches down in Perth and force him to plug every hole left by a failed music festival.
An insider for the Australian Government told the Times,
“We don’t really understand the Fred Again phenomenon but he’s clearly like crack to the zoomers. We feel if we can just keep him DJ’ing in Australia we can keep the zoomers happy and win their vote”
Fred Again was born in England and without his passport would be stuck in Australia pending help from the embassy. A spokesperson for Fred Again told The Times,
“He’s not thrilled about the idea no but he understands that the kid’s today need music festivals and he’s a one man festival for whatever reason”
WA Kids can look forward to a Fred Again show in place of Groovin’ the Moo later this year.
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