The AFL has conceded that one of its most loved sons – the Melbourne Demons – have developed a real and brutal allergy to clearances…
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BREAKING: Cash is King Enthusiast Still Has A Stiffy
A man who bases his entire personality around loudly typing “CASH IS KING!” has been admitted to hospital today after maintaining rock hard status since…
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Australia to roll out pirated copies of Windows XP after global tech outage
Australia has vowed to protect its citizens against all future global outages by making pirated copies of the GOAT Windows XP available to all citizens…
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AFL promises Flagmantle 8 business class sinks to piss in to even playing field
The AFL has responded to the furore over the Flagmantle chartered flight that saw players need to urinate into the sink due to a lack…
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ex-BASE jumper now entering building contracts in WA to satisfy his risk-taking tendencies
A former BASE jumper and all-around lunatic has revealed that throwing himself off buildings, antennae, bridges and cliffs no longer gives him the thrill it…
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A Day In The Life Of A Law Graduate
6:30 am – crywank in the shower until I am sufficiently purged of all bodily fluids that will get in my way today. I am an…
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