A lot of the focus this weekend has been on the UFC but let’s not forget about the real threat – horny boomers getting all…
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P!nk Disappoints WA Fans, Says She’s Only Coming To Perth To Pick Up Her Car
Western Australian P!nk fans have been left devastated to find out that the singer is only coming to Perth to pick up the car that…
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Local Councils Consider Allowing Right Turns At Beaufort & Walcott Again To Spice Things Up
The City of Stirling and The City of Vincent have considered spicing things up a little and allowing motorists to turn right at the notorious…
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Dalkeith Man Forced To Dip Into Trust Fund To Buy House Sympathises With Struggling Millennials
Samuel now understands the pain of many in his generation after being forced to dip into the generous trust fund set up by his wealthy…
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Twiggy Says Sculptures By The Sea Light Should Be Used To Summon Him When The City Is In Need
Twiggy is said to be elated over the plans for Japanese artist Takeshi Tanabe to install a massive light installation in Cottesloe for the annual…
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Suspicions Raised After Hip, Young Family Fails To Stop At The Crooked Carrot For Lunch
Police were tipped off to suspicious behaviour yesterday after several motorists witnessed a young family in a Prado go whistling past The Crooked Carrot rather…
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