In an extraordinary show of solidarity with Westralia, the Federal Budget has provided a $10,000 Dare Iced Coffee bonus to any tradesman who is willing…
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Flagmantle make play for Bryce Cotton to bring his scoring abilities to their forward line
Much to the sadness of the Wildcats fans, Bryce Cotton has announced he will be pursuing opportunities elsewhere for the upcoming season. Topping the league…
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Basil Zempilas to officially get the keys to the WA Liberal Party Tarago
In another incredibly unsurprising turn of events, Baz is set to be me made the official Liberal Party leader at the next meeting. This, of…
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People who prefer Shepard avocados to be put on Government Watchlist
The Australian Government has boldly implemented a new plan to protect its citizens from encounters with Shepard-loving-sickos. The plan comes in the form of a…
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Regional WA schools eye-off brand spankin’ projectors after Albo’s funding pledgeÂ
Regional schools all across WA are salivating at the prospect of picking up a fresh overhead projector after Albo announced he would fully fund public…
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Western Derby Trophy replaced with a wooden spoon to reflect what’s really at stake
In a radical move, instead of the tradition of giving the winner of the Western Derby a winning trophy, the loser of next week’s match…
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