Gazing nonchalantly at his novelty weather app, Simmo from Kwinana allegedly told a mate he “didn’t give a shit” about the forecasted rain next week.…
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Success declared as Joondalup threatens to boycott train line over Yanchep name change
The citizens of Perth are chalking up a recent threat by the Joondalup people to boycott the train system over the “Yanchep Line” name change…
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What your favourite piece of iconic Perth architecture says about you
East Perth Public Transport Centre – your lust for a brutalist lifestyle knows no bounds. Your parents probably played death metal to you instead of lullabies.…
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Applying 8 common AFL rules to your social life
Substitution – at any stage of a pub session, the main group can substitute “your mate” for any reason but typically due to poor performance. This…
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WA declines Japan’s enthusiastic offer to help search for pod of whales that stranded yesterday
The Great Nation of Japan has extended an offer to Western Australia they believed we couldn’t refuse after dozens of pilot whales were rescued yesterday…
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Claremont kid gets a reality check after parents make him slum it in Mount Claremont home
A Golden Triangle resident has faced a harsh dose of reality after his parents informed him that they were only going to extend themselves as…
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