Picture it, you picked up 3 for $10 deal from Liquorland and are currently trying to finish the 3rd bottle in a mate’s backyard because…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Rupert Murdoch accused of trying to influence the election of new bingo caller at retirement home
Murdoch is at it again! This time he has been accused of running a brutal and slanderous campaign against the retirement home resident tipped to…
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Baldivis woman shocked to learn she was preggo after sitting on step-brother’s computer chair
A Baldivis woman was shocked to learn she was preggo today given she hadn’t done the deed with anyone for several months. At first, she…
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WA man vows to never set foot on Rotto because he doesn’t do overseas holidays
Macka, a level 5 old mate and an honorary member of the WA League of True Blue Cobbers has told his son-in-law, Dan, where to…
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Eshays flood into Melbourne to support their spiritual homeland Greater Western Sydney
Melbourne has been flooded with legions of “Sydney’s Realest” original eshays as they take a break from spitting at train stations to support GWS –…
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ChatGPT crashes after trying to learn from Perth Smart Freeway data
ChatGPT has lost several artificial-IQ points after attempting to process data from the Perth Smart Freeway system. It turns out that Skynets foetus was clever…
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