During summer, Perth local, Damo was able to force down seltzer after seltzer in the knowledge he was putting less KJs into his body thus…
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WA to remove tow balls of drivers who habitually demonstrate they can’t reverse a trailer
In a world first, WA will begin de-towballing drivers who time after time prove they couldn’t reverse a trailer out of a paper bag. It’s…
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Millennial feels last piece of youth slip away after sunny day gets her amped to wash bed sheets
A Perth millennial has finally made the hard decision to accept her age in life after getting a little too excited at the prospects of…
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REVEALED: WA Lured Foo Fighters With Promise Of Coldplay Tickets, WA’s Most Exclusive Currency
One might be wondering why The Foo Fighters chose to kick off their tour in sunny old Perth. Well, it can now be revealed that…
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5 hot tips to help you transition into your new life up North (Part 1)
So, you got a job in a regional school, hospital, or mine site have ya? Going to move up North are ya? Well, you’re probably…
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Jack v Dad In The Matter Of Flagmantle
After enduring another flaccid performance by Flagmantle last night a Perth man has made the brave decision to seek compensation for who he blames for…
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