For many office-battlers, the promise to numb the pain at Friday lunch is the oasis in an otherwise barren desert of mundane corporate life. Many…
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West Coast Drive Safety Concerns Solved By Chucking Blinkers On Toey Tradies
Residents in the City of Stirling have raised concerns over pedestrian safety along the revered West Coast Drive. In response, the Council was considering reducing…
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Matilda’s fan now incorporating the Spanish lisp into her speech like she was in down town Madrid
Matilda’s fan Jessica has suddenly speaking with ceceo which is colloquially known as the Spanish lisp. The change happened immediately after England scored a 3rd…
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8 Best Ways to Get a Big Load of Karrinyup ya
Find out why people are saying, “Karrinyup? I thought that was just a big shopping centre?” today! 1. Have a meltdown on the back nine…
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The 7 Worst Pests You’ll Encounter At University
Mature-aged student – just like a crocodile expertly stalks its prey, a mature-aged student will wait for the perfect time to strike with their profound question…
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BREAKING: Transperth shuts Joondalup Line to protect the sanity of Matilda’s fans today
TransPerth has taken the unprecedented step to close a major train line today after deeming the risks to the Australian public “too great” to keep…
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