“They don’t know what they bloody got!” Belmont resident Clint exclaimed as he was scrolling through Marketplace looking for a new bike just days after…
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Online Mess Rebrands Herself On Threads As An Even Bigger Mess
“New social media, new me”, part-time influencer and full-time mess Ciara declared as she joined the Threads revolution yesterday. No more will she be posting disgraceful…
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Maximum salt – England turn away Aussie at border after failing spirit of cricket interrogation
Diplomatic relations between Britain and Australia have hit an all time low with Britain now subjecting the Aussie countrymen & women to a quiz on…
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Idiot Melburnian visiting Perth thinks he can just waltz in and grab a coffee after 3 pm
A clueless Melbourne arsehole has entered our great nation of Westralia and is expected to satisfy his coffee craving after 3 pm today. Locals called…
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New op shop opening next to Raine Square boutiques to reach customers who can afford op shops
Chanel. Louis Vuitton. Tiffany & Co. What do these brands have in common? They are about to share Rain Square with a real heavy hitter…
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Local Lycra Warrior Has an Unsettling Twinkle in His Eye After Perth’s Jai Hindley Takes Out Tour de France Stage
Local Lycra warrior and 3 abreast specialist Tony has sprung out of bed. Still charging from watching Perth boy Jai Hindley break away in the…
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