In some uplifting news, Clive Palmer’s garish superyacht has run aground off Singapore yesterday and remains stranded in the shallow waters.
While this wasn’t technically a beaching it is much funnier to have that imagery in your head as you think about the billionaire’s little corporate shmoozefest being cut short by a nautical disaster.
Check it out below:
Clive Palmer’s extravagant yacht, Australia, appears to be sinking, or at least stranded, near the Sentosa Resort in Singapore.
— André Haermeyer 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦 (@AHaermeyer) October 16, 2023
Looks like he’s finally got his own Titanic. 😂#auspol pic.twitter.com/7LQN9n6WWo
With any luck it has sustained enough damage to sink and no doubt sinking a luxurious vessel would fill the man who literally built a replica Titanic with joy.
The superyacht is named Australia and in news that will distress readers, contains a jacuzi that the mining magnate uses to entertain guests.
HORRIFIC!
We can report that Clive is trying to figure out a way to sue Western Australia for the incident. He also seeks to hold Mark McGowan personally responsible.
Good luck Clive.
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(Photo credit: 9 news)
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