A Baldivis woman was shocked to learn she was preggo today given she hadn’t done the deed with anyone for several months. At first, she…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
WA man vows to never set foot on Rotto because he doesn’t do overseas holidays
Macka, a level 5 old mate and an honorary member of the WA League of True Blue Cobbers has told his son-in-law, Dan, where to…
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Eshays flood into Melbourne to support their spiritual homeland Greater Western Sydney
Melbourne has been flooded with legions of “Sydney’s Realest” original eshays as they take a break from spitting at train stations to support GWS –…
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ChatGPT crashes after trying to learn from Perth Smart Freeway data
ChatGPT has lost several artificial-IQ points after attempting to process data from the Perth Smart Freeway system. It turns out that Skynets foetus was clever…
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What your favourite Perth foreshore says about you: Part 2
Burswood – while your body is cooking some disgusting Coles’ honey soy chicken skewers on the BBQ your heart is chucking a slash in the…
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What your favourite Perth foreshore says about you: Part 1
South Perth – you love wide open spaces, skyline vistas, and cyclists going apeshit at pedestrians on the shared path. You like to downplay your role…
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