Toyota has finally shown appreciation for its loyal Australian customer base by developing a new safety feature to prevent a crash in the case of…
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Strange Balloon Appears Over Kalgoorlie Super Pit As Perth Mint’s Diluted Gold Scandal Deepens
Kalgoorlie residents have noticed a strange balloon that floated above Kalgoorlie towards the Super Pit mine today. Sources from within the WA Government believe that…
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China Furious After Latest Delivery Of Gold Bars From Perth Mint
Sources close to the Chinese government have told The Times that Xi Jinping has had an absolute gutful of Perth Mint taking the piss. While…
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Kim Jong-Un Slips One Past The Perth Mint With Cunning Disguise, Launders Billions
The United Nations Security Council DPRK sanctions committee is apparently livid that DPRK leader Kim Jong-Un was able to acquire billions of dollars worth of…
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Perth Mint In Hot Water Over Selling $5 Worth Of Gold To Bloke Who “Knows” Bikies For Plated Chain
Perth Mint can’t catch a break after it was revealed that the WA-owned gold joint sold $5 worth of gold to a bloke who claimed…
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8 Iconic Ways To Spend The WA Public Holiday
Sneak a few tonnes of “anti-inflammatories” past customs – when the cat’s away the anti-inflammatory importers shall play. There’s a huge gap in the market after…
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