In a less than shocking development, Buddy Franklin has called curtains on a magnificent AFL career. After 18 seasons he’s finally saying goodbye to footy……
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5 Of The Best Perth Suburbs To Lay Low In Until The Heat Blows Over!
So your latest robbery, rampage or narcotic trafficking operation has come under scrutiny from the po-po! They have your phone taps, your usual dwellings surveilled,…
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One of Simmo’s HJ’s soft serve machines better be fkn working because the kids are getting ice creams tonight!
Simmo has sent a series of urgent messages to his two Hungry Jack’s stores seeking confirmation that the soft serve machines are in full working…
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WA Liberals Channel The English Spirit of Cricket and Declare They Really Won Seat of Rockingham
Labor retained the seat of Rockingham last night after Magenta Marshall won 50% of the primary vote. Streaks ahead of Liberal candidate Peter Hudson (17.65%)…
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“Never in doubt”, Flagmantle fan says after quietly deleting several weeks of online meltdowns
Dan, a loyal Flagmantle fan has been unable to stop himself fist-pumping around his living room after declaring that today’s victory against the Cats was…
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English Cricket Team Inducts Itself Into the ICC Hall Of Fame
After “basically” a whitewash in the 2023 Ashes, the English cricket team has decided to take the unprecedented step of inducting every single member and…
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