President Trump’s campaign against penguins has escalated today after he learned of a small, endangered colony in the City of Rockingham. In true Trump fashion…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Trump imposes tariffs on the Hutt River Province
In a sign Trump has fully lost the plot, the president has included the now defunct Hutt River Province in his long list of nations…
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Western suburbs bid for SeaLink Rotto ferry services to help reduce the amount of poors on the island
News that SeaLink Rotto Ferry Services have hit the market has created a real buzz through the western suburbs. Residents of the Western Suburbs, specifically…
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West Coast Eagles forced to install a Mitchell-proof fence around Mineral Resources Park
The West Coast Eagles have taken immediate action against repeated raids by former AFL player and current coach of the Hawks – Sam “Judas” Mitchell. …
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An honest review of Perth tap water
Let’s talk Western Australian tap water. Some people say it tastes like Aquaman’s precumies after a regrettable night with a garden of sea anemones. We’ve…
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Local weeb wants you bogans to know he was going to Japan before it was popular
A Western Australian weeb or “anime-enthusiast” as he prefers to be called has launched an extraordinary attack on his fellow countrymen. Witnesses observed the fedora-clad…
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