“Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!
Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…
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WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank
A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…
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Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day
“See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…
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New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out
What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…
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Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…
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