Little does he know it, but little Johnny is just one sleep away from having his dream of playing on a half built trampoline realised. …
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Axed AC Milan vs Como game replaced with Balcatta pool party to give fans their Italian diving fix
European football fans have been left devastated today after learning the hyped AC Milan v Como Italian-fest has been cancelled. It would’ve marked a historic…
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Santa cancels Geraldton stop after quick Take 5 on scorching forecast
Santa has pulled the pin on Gero after reading reports it could hit 42 on Xmas Eve and 43 degrees on Xmas Day. Meaning, the region…
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Acts of “Bazball” decreed a treasonable offence by order of The King
England have entered full damage control after the controversial style of aggressive test batting has been declared dead. Thus to protect the sanctity of English…
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Top 11 worst people you’ll encounter at the pub this silly season
The guy who thinks waving a pineapple is ballin’ – Woah, calm down Bill Gates, you wouldn’t want to start a stampede of every female bartender…
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Australia to be replaced by Jake Paul at next Ashes to give England a chance at winning something
The ICC has made a ruling that Jake Paul will be replacing the Australian cricket team in all future Ashes games to give England a…
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