“Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…
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Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit
Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night. In the report, the hardware giant was accused…
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Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages
“Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…
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Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!
Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…
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WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank
A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…
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Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day
“See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…
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