Pretty much every suburb north of Hepburn Avenue have announced a moral victory after it was reported the WA “West Test” is on track to…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Visiting contagions farewell Freo after lovely 24 hours of getting to know the community
A plethora of exotic viruses & bacterium are preparing to say their goodbyes to Fremantle today after a whirlwind 24 hours of getting to know…
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Ageing millennial realises 80% of his social life was spent in Ambar’s laneway
Charlie caught himself in a reflective mood this morning after walking up Murray Street on his lunch break. He felt a tingle run down his…
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Former 6110 girl can still feel the Gosnells coming up when someone aggrieves her
It has been a long time since Taylah walked the leafy burbs of the 6110. After graduating TAFE, Taylah went on to run an empire…
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Beaconsfield sewage river found to contain less bodily waste than your average Kuta swim up bar
Water Corp has conducted extensive testing on the Beaconsfield river of shit and have concluded that it contains less bodily waste than your average swim-up…
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Down South Locals Backs Calls for Extra Public Holiday So They Can Spend Another Long Weekend With Beloved Perth Blow-Ins
The Down South Community has applauded Roger Cook for considering an extra WA Public holiday given the overwhelming sentiment that they don’t get to spend…
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