A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day
“See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…
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New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out
What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…
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Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…
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Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter baseÂ
Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…
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Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…
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