A Perth-born & bred woman turned her back on the city 5 years ago and went to live a cultured life in Melbourne. During her…
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After packing on a few kegs from his generous beer intake, Kyle decided to reunite himself with the lonely world of lap swimming. It was…
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A local cat-Caesar has resisted the turning tide of public sentiment regarding the responsibility of cat owners to protect native wildlife. To that end “Commodore”…
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3 members of an Inglewood sharehouse have all agreed that their current strategy of destroying a weekend every coupla months in a yard cleaning frenzy…
View More Sharehouse decides to continue cycle of stress-gardening the weekend before inspection rather than regular, light upkeep
“Shock and awe” is the general consensus circulating at a popular Perth boat ramp this morning after a man in a BCF shirt and a…
View More WA man in BCF shirt stuns onlookers with a dazzling display of competence at the boat ramp
“Dearest husband, I hope this letter finds you well and trust me that I write it with a heavy heart. I have admittedly grown fond…
View More Perth woman farewells family as she prepares for her new life in the NOR Starbucks queue