Geoffrey truly embodies the boomer dream. A life enriched by negative gearing, franking credits, and intergenerational wealth. You bloody beauty! Now he likes to spend…
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Dane knows that the real endurance event in the City2Surf isn’t the run, it’s how long you keep people, especially girls on Bumble, aware that…
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Mel doesn’t really know where her interest in grisly True Crime ends and her ill-fated green thumbery begins. Mostly because for Mel, the result is…
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A Perth CBD firm is monitoring the well-being of coworker Tim carefully in the wake of an excessively caffeinated morning. The first red flag was…
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A craft brewery has finally admitted that its absurd chocolate dessert stouts are in fact designed for the sort of men who want a milk…
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