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Category: Lifestyle
Swanbourne Exhibitionist Sues Bottomless Brunch For Misleading Advertising
A Swanbourne exhibitionist was left red-cheeked last weekend after being forcibly removed from a bottomless brunch for taking it a little too literally. Witnesses said…
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Self-Serve Checkout Rorter Claims He’s Just Doing His Bit To Fight Inflation, RBA Approves
A man busted trying to put through expensive deli meats in mushroom bags today has exclaimed his innocence. Saying he only sought to rip off…
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Pete Evans Vows To Find The Radioactive Cap And Sell It As A Cure For Weak Chakras
In a stunning return to the spotlight, Pete Evans has announced he’ll personally comb every inch of the territory between the mine site & Malaga…
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Perth Man Cultivates Instagram Feed That He’s No Longer Comfortable Looking At In Public
“I lost control, man”, Shane admits as he tries to obscure the screen of his iPhone as he flicks through the fruits of his toey…
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BREAKING: Hot Chip Shortage Hits Nation’s Aquatic Centre Fitness Delusionals The Hardest
Casual swimmers all across the country have lost motivation to pursue their favourite fitness hobby as the hot chip shortage worsens. See, aquatic centres aren’t…
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