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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Newly Single Man Deploys Double-Popped Collar To Devastating Effect 

Belle April 10, 2025

The early 2000s called, they want their stud back. Newly single man Dave has just put himself back on the market after a solid 20…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Former bain-marie bandit now a man of culture after switching to lunch bar banh mi

Belle March 29, 2025

Brayden was known for two things: causing significant delays on the job due to his inept forklifting skills and scoffing down meals so greasy they…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

People who prefer Shepard avocados to be put on Government Watchlist

Belle March 24, 2025

The Australian Government has boldly implemented a new plan to protect its citizens from encounters with Shepard-loving-sickos. The plan comes in the form of a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Against the odds, former Leedy cage dancing enthusiast now a respectable member of society

Belle March 2, 2025

In her 20s, Anna flopped, slopped and pinged her way through the Perth party circuit. Now, she’s a respected professional with a loving family and…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Commodore Ute Guy Defiantly Refuses to Transition into Dual Cab Guy

Belle March 2, 2025

A Commodore ute owner has bucked the bogan trend and has defiantly declared he will never transition into a dual cab owner like the rest…

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Last day of summer fills Perth man with dread over how he’ll survive the next 9 months of predominantly sunny, pleasant weather 

Belle February 28, 2025

A Perth man has been dealing with an existential crisis today as he prepares for the last day of summer tomorrow. He is overwhelmed with…

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