A SOR man has found himself transported to a strange alternate universe the other day when he was forced to pop into Bunnings Claremont for…
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High Wycombe crowned satin boxer shorts capital of Perth
High Wycombe has been crowned the satin boxers capital of Perth after it was revealed over 70% of men aged 10-55 rock an un-fresh pair…
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Kid from school who used to punch darts outside Garden City food court now a respectable member of society
Against the odds, the little shit you went to school with who was no stranger to the area outside Garbo’s food court has become a…
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Man reports gaping pothole as an unauthorised pool to ensure Council gets straight onto it
A local man has declared he’s fed up with the lack of action on an enormous, gaping pothole outside his home. Alas, the wheels of…
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Perth records the coldest day ever in the world
As various media outlets report various stats, The Times can confirm that Perth suffered through the coldest day ever in the history of the world. …
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Albany family visiting Perth can’t believe how lucky they got with the weather today
Greg stood in front of his brother’s bathroom mirror lathering sunscreen on as he excitedly called out to his family to get ready for a…
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