Famous Ogre Shrek was apparently looking to relocate to Perth after learning it was a City built mostly on swamp land. Naturally, this lifestyle appealed…
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Report: No pressure, but the entire revitalisation of Perth’s CBD now rests on you, ECU City
ECU City is now open for business but one has to ponder whether the full gravity of its situation has dawned on it. Spruiked as…
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REPORT: The Eastern State mind can’t comprehend our toll-less utopia
A man visiting Westralia from Sydney has been left as stunned as a mullet at a taser party while driving on our roads. In a…
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Concerns after a battalion of emus put in a bid for Leeuwin BarracksÂ
Western Australia is on high alert this morning after it was revealed a battalion of emus related to the original army that conquered WA in…
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Perth man dodges synthetic lawn ban by registering yard as a commercial pizza oven
A Perth resident has reacted poorly to the news that he is not permitted to install synthetic lawn on his front yard. He comes from…
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Authorities confirm beaches once again usable as children return to school
Members of the Western Australian adult population have been assured that the city’s stunning beaches are once again usable as the start of the school…
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