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Area women warned to expect flooding after local Eshay rocks Temu chain over shirt 

Belle June 12, 2024

Women in and around the Rockingham area have been warned to expect monsoonal floods in their undercarriages today after a local Eshay stepped out with…

View More Area women warned to expect flooding after local Eshay rocks Temu chain over shirt 
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Perth Man Refuses Arrest Claiming he Doesn’t Recognise The Authority of a Skoda

Belle June 5, 2024

Last night, the WA Police attempted to arrest a Belmont man in connection to a room out the back of his house where he was…

View More Perth Man Refuses Arrest Claiming he Doesn’t Recognise The Authority of a Skoda
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Loftus St awarded prestigious “best thoroughfare to get stuck in the middle of an intersection” award 

Belle June 5, 2024

When one thinks of Perth’s most frustrating pieces of arterial shit they tend to focus on the Freeway or perhaps Tonkin/Stirling. No doubt these titans…

View More Loftus St awarded prestigious “best thoroughfare to get stuck in the middle of an intersection” award 
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Terry two-canoes reckons it’s going to be a knuckles forward kind of day

Belle June 3, 2024 SOR

Rockingham man, Crayson, has woken up with a real spring in his step. The sun is shining and it’s WA Day and Crayson considers himself…

View More Terry two-canoes reckons it’s going to be a knuckles forward kind of day
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Rainfall seemingly localised to front of lawn addict’s pants after he got a little too excited by downpour

Belle May 28, 2024

A self-admitted lawn addict has urged the public not to look at his pants region after getting a little too excited about a little rain…

View More Rainfall seemingly localised to front of lawn addict’s pants after he got a little too excited by downpour
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Mandurah schoolboy sent home from school for not having a mullet

Belle May 28, 2024

It appears a young Mandurah feller has fun afoul of his school’s haircut policy when he arrived this morning with no signs of a party…

View More Mandurah schoolboy sent home from school for not having a mullet

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