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SOR Forced To Serve Deconstructed Emu Export As Rising Rents Accelerate Gentrification

Belle March 18, 2023 SORWA Culture

SOR venues have struggled to keep up with the changing faces of their suburbs. Many acknowledge that they need to start serving fancycunt shit if…

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Man Avoids Fine After Convincing Rangers Bogged Ford Was A Sculpture By The Sea

Belle March 3, 2023

A man has avoided a fine for successfully convincing the Cottesloe Council Rangers that a “collectors’ item Ford station wagon  was in fact, an art…

View More Man Avoids Fine After Convincing Rangers Bogged Ford Was A Sculpture By The Sea
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Rotto Accom “Open Day” Replaced With Battle Royale Deathmatch To Really See How Badly Families Want It

Belle February 27, 2023 WA Culture

It’s music to WA families’ ears after it was announced the biggest overhaul to the Rottnest Island booking system was being rolled out in time…

View More Rotto Accom “Open Day” Replaced With Battle Royale Deathmatch To Really See How Badly Families Want It
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REPORT: Public Transport Centre’s Mother Says He Looks Very Handsome

Belle February 24, 2023 WA Culture

Perth’s Public Transport Centre has lived a Quasimodo-esque existence. Hiding in the depth of East Perth. Trying to avoid the public eye because of the…

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Western Burbs NIMBYs Vow To Chain Themselves To Vacant Lots If Council-Circumventing Development Amendments Pass

Belle February 23, 2023 WA Culture

NIMBY strongholds are outraged at McGowan’s proposed amendments to allow development projects worth more than $200M to skip the local council approval stage and be…

View More Western Burbs NIMBYs Vow To Chain Themselves To Vacant Lots If Council-Circumventing Development Amendments Pass
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WA Man To Tell Grandkids About How He Bravely Lived Near A Suburban Basketball Court 

Belle February 22, 2023 WA Culture

Some say we are defined by our greatest struggles and for many NIMBY fun-hating nutsacks that struggle is having to endure the sound of kids…

View More WA Man To Tell Grandkids About How He Bravely Lived Near A Suburban Basketball Court 

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