A hardcore Flagmantle fan has cracked the absolute shits after watching the unfavourable result in yesterday’s preseason simulation game against the Crows. Some within his…
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Perth’s marine insurance premiums are preparing to have an absolute train run on them today as every boat in the City has descended upon Rotto…
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A seasoned truckie who knows his way around the iced coffee section of the local servo reckons Logan Paul’s caffeine saturated Prime energy drink is…
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Perth’s Public Transport Centre has lived a Quasimodo-esque existence. Hiding in the depth of East Perth. Trying to avoid the public eye because of the…
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CEO of Qantas has thanked taxpayers for bailing out his company so he could continue to make eye-watering sums of money off the backs of…
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An eerie atmosphere fell over South Beach today as a group of backpackers arrived in a regular sedan and without a slackline kit. It was…
View More Suspicion Raised as Group Arrives at South Beach Without Slackline Kit or Van