The mighty Thames has been reclassified from brackish water to a 100% pure marine environment after the weekend saw countless gigalitres of English tears flow…
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How to get the most tax back from those ATO dogs
G’day Keifo here. Not surprisingly, I deal with dumb dogs every day and it has become my mission to replace the shit between your ears…
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English coworker lashes “Aussie spirit” after leaving meeting early and missing out on pastries
“It’s just not cricket, mate”, office pombag Greg mused as he reflected on all the flakey delights he forfeited when he decided to chuck a wobbly…
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7 Types Of Cretins You Can’t Avoid This Ashes Series
The Ashes is one of the hottest competitions between England & Australia. Naturally, not everyone is on their best behaviour during this series. Here are…
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Unprepared trampoline owner sure hopes kids aren’t overly attached to it
Perth father, Steven has declared “she’ll be right” in response to his wife’s request that he secure their newly purchased trampoline in preparation for heavy…
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BREAKING: Bunga awarded honourary Westralian citizenship for his services to the state
Shannon “Bunga” Hurn has been awarded honourary Westralian citizenship after moving from South Australia and debuting for the Eagles in 2006. As a general rule,…
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